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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Yep, Fucked Again

Obama the Oil Man

When Obama ran for President, he told us that oil was stupid. He promised to diversify us away from oil, in favour of grandiose alternative energies, like “clean coal”, natural gas, wind, nuclear, solar–even biofuels!
The ultimate barometer of the health of any business is its share price. Wouldn’t you agreed? Indeud.
Let us have a look at some returns of alternative energy names, over the past 3 years.
How’s the fucking solar sector doing?

Eek, that sucks.
Maybe the coal and nuclear sectors are doing better?

How about natural gas?

Ouch, that fucking sucks too.
I know. I bet biofuels have done well.

Just for fun, let’s have a look at oil.

Odd no?
In just three years, for whatever set of circumstances, Obama has accomplished what Cheney, and his evil band of Halliburton bloodsuckers, could have only dreamt of accomplishing in a lifetime. He has eliminated ALL competitors for big oil. Back in the Bush days, when he was out and about war mongering for oil, causing havoc and shit, there was a myriad of new players threatening to compete with big oil. Lo and behold, Mr. Super Fucking Liberal aka “The O”, hater of the fossil fuel, savior of the planet, has done nothing but foster a healthy environment for big oil, while creating circumstances to fucking poleax and demolish anyone who dared to threaten them.
The beauty of this decapitation is the fact it has gone entirely unreported by the propagandist main stream media, who are too busy sucking his dick, than to take a step back to see what is going on.
Long live big oil.

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